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English Jokes, 5 Lelucon Dalam Bahasa Inggris

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. 
Maria: This is it. 
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? 
Class: Maria did. 

 

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”. 
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 

 

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it. 

 

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.

 

Q: What happens when “you” and “I” are gone? 
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter “u” and I the letter “i”.)

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